18 August 2009

District 9

It’s gritty, funny, has great special effects, and is conceptually a great idea. But District 9 might be the most unjustifiably praised movie of the summer. While it’s watchable, it is stylistically inconsistent and mishandles the allegorical concepts in a way that borders insensitivity. What’s more, when boiled down, the film avoids actually addressing most of the plot elements it introduces to tell a standard man-on-the-run storyline.

District 9 opens with “archive” footage and a series of interviews explaining how the aliens came to Earth as refugees before transitioning into a documentary-style film following the process of evicting the “Prawns” for relocation to a new camp. Maybe it’s still a bit novel, but cinéma vérité techniques feel played out given the amount of horror and action movies that have used them in recent years (Quarantine, Cloverfield), but more so the amount of recent TV shows to do so (Battlestar Galactica, Friday Night Lights, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Reno 911! and Arrested Development to name a few). It’s not like these techniques can’t be used, but they have a tendency to feel like a cheap attempt to give a film “real world” substance and legitimacy. In District 9, they are used at random and to make up for the lack of actual story written in the dialog and character action. The interviews are inserted only to expatiate and when the storyline provides limitations for the documentary-style, it switches to an omniscient camera perspective. It’s just sloppy.

There’s also an absurdity to the circumstances of the film to begin with. The lead character, Sharlto Copley’s Wikus van der Merwe, is a likeable goofball despite being somewhat bigoted and dimwitted. He ends up on the run from his villainous father-in-law after he makes a bumbling error and starts to become an alien. It’s an almost farcical set-up, which might be fine if it wasn’t trying to be a realistic portrayal of what might happen if aliens did become stranded on Earth.

When Wikus encounters the “weapon” leading to his transformation, the plot seems to indicate the aliens might be readying for a revolt of some sort. But that’s not the case. The weapon isn’t even a weapon. It’s just a device used to start Wikus’s transformation and put him on the run. The main reason for the film’s story even happening is an unexplained side-effect of space ship fuel… Apparently.

The film also renders apartheid as nothing more than a policy forcing people to live in a slum. The most the film does to create atmosphere is explain that a corrupt sub-culture exists, but this really only serves to provide second tier villains in the form of Nigerian vice lords. (As explained by interview narration, of course.) Given how complicated the issues of apartheid were I can understand not wanting to do a mirror situation for every circumstance, but District 9 (the slum) isn’t much more than a gritty, atypical setting for Wikus’s drama to play out. And is that really acceptable when there is so much silliness and sloppiness in the rest of the film?

The “Prawns” have only two sympathetic members to their race. (Possibly three if you count a throw-away murder victim.) They’re characterized as a savage, under-class who are probably better off kept in District 9. The refugees “take orders well” because they are (allegedly) a lower cast within their own species. They are satisfied by cow heads and cat food. We know “Prawn” is a slur, but we never learn what the aliens actually call themselves. Everyone in District 9 is sub-human and more like prisoners than detainees. That’s not exactly how most people remember those who suffered under apartheid.

Making the Prawns an inherently ignorant, under-class allows the film to avoid addressing why they have not used their vastly superior weaponry to revolt or why they don’t organize to fix their ship and leave Earth when all they need is a coke can’s worth of fuel to do so. No, there is only one Prawn who is smart enough to do that. It’s a heavy-handed variation of the “chosen one” cliché.

Another senseless example of not wanting to really wanting to “go there,” is how the villains are a dubious, greedy Blackwater-style military contractor seeking to exploit alien technologies, not a real government agency. If one is going to be bold enough to use apartheid as your major allegory, why not stay true to reality and have government be the ultimate villain behind it all? The South African government granted “honorary white status” and is to blame for the under-education and poverty that allowed the AIDS epidemic to spread so widely there. The South African government jailed Nelson Mandela and went so far as to develop nuclear weapons to deal with their border wars. It was an easy out to have a trigger-happy jerk (employed by the evil father-in-law) act as an antagonist rather than delve into the more interesting gray area of a soldier doing his or her job in oppressing the Prawns and going after Wikus.

The film also inserts a large number of slap-stick and gross out qualities, but never really needs them. If it had achieved the level of seriousness it presents itself as having, it might have require exploding bodies or barfing black liquid onto a cake to lighten the mood. But because it wasn’t exactly thoughtful, it just comes off as gratuitous. The film doesn’t comment on human nature or race relations or even friendship despite having a conceptual angle that screams that it should. It’s not brilliant; it’s genre fare that starts off bold and runs around cherry-picking points of focus aimlessly until it’s over.

15 August 2009

Obsessed Night



Some friends and I got together last night to watch Obsessed.

  • It was bad, but not in a good “bad thriller” way… But aside from the rare Lakeview Terrace, I think good thrillers died with the 90s, so…
  • We didn’t know Beyoncé’s name throughout the entire movie because they made a joke about it being “Shannon” or “Sharon.” (It was “Sharon.”)
  • Beyoncé’s character was only a little less psycho than Ali Larter’s.
  • What temp can afford Christian Louboutin shoes and Burberry trenchcoats?
  • Lot of nice shoes.
  • We decided men in thrillers are all too stupid for the high paying jobs they have and the stereotypical gay characters always seem to ruin everything.
  • Throughout the whole movie we were more concerned for the baby, who we called “Baby Kyle,” than any of the leads. For example, he apparently sat in the car under the hot southern California sun while his mother was beating the crap our of his father’s stalker.
  • The twin actors who played “Baby Kyle” were listed in the credits above most of the speaking roles.
  • I will have a dog named “Baby Kyle.”
  • The costuming featurette was enlightening. First of all, Ali Larter apparently has more common sense than the costumer. Also, her horrible red dress was puckering and ill-fitted because they made it on set.
  • Solange = Beyoncé’s stunt double?
  • New phrase in our lexicon that was only implied by the movie: “You will NOT read to my child!”

08 August 2009

Some Brief Thoughts on Spice World

  • Could have used subtitles. At least for when Mel B is speaking.
  • I will wait for Sporty to come out as a lebian or bi-curious until she’s on her death bed.
  • How did they not notice her anorexia?
  • More meta than Josie and the Pussycats, but not quite as good as a piece of satire.

06 August 2009

AJ Dimarucot t-shirt design

1000 Cranes design by AJ Dimarucot
1000 Cranes design by AJ Dimarucot

05 August 2009

Nickelodeon is rebranding.

Nickelodeon is rebranding. Where is my boo card? Seriously? They won’t fail like Tropicana because their consumers are too young to care, but anyone who grew up in the 90s knows Nickelodeon has definitely transformed from a Coca Cola to a Pepsi quality product anyway.

Nickelodeon is rebranding.

Where is my boo card? Seriously?

They won’t fail like Tropicana because their consumers are too young to care, but anyone who grew up in the 90s knows Nickelodeon has definitely transformed from a Coca Cola to a Pepsi quality product anyway.

04 August 2009

Lakeview Terrace

Can I confess that I actually thought Lakeview Terrace was good? The film skirts any real productive dialog on the ideas of “reverse racism” and the issues facing interracial relationships, but in the context of a “thriller,” there is no way to present those topics without it becoming a “very special episode” film like Crash. The three lead characters are completely fleshed out and sympathetic in their own ways. The conflicts escalate realistically and while the resolution can be seen coming a mile away, the tension of waiting for it to come is intense and enjoyable. There is also a sense that despite having a clear villain in Samuel L. Jackson’s character, Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington don’t play particularly innocent people. Regarding the race relations topics presented in the film, let me first say the term “reverse racism” annoys me. It seems to be a concept majorities love as a kind of a tit-for-tat response to their own institutionalized forms of bigotry. It’s not justifiable for anyone to hate another person or group because of their race, but the term “reverse racism” seems to mislabel what is most often a kind of resentment for being made a second class human being in the first place. Jackson’s reasons for hating interracial relationships would stand more firmly (and be more interesting) if it wasn’t essentially a single incident turning him against white people. The film builds up his psychopathic personality fantastically with each time you see him on the job as a brutal police officer or at home as an overly-strict parent. He remains, however, a straight-forward, irrational bigot when it comes to why he hates the new neighbors. But, again, perhaps this is all the better for a thriller? Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington play an interracial couple who seem to want to ignore the fact the world isn’t colorblind. They both put in snarky jabs towards one another about their experiences with racism, but both want to “have it worse” and not actually stand as a united couple. Wilson’s Chris is oblivious to how “white” he sounds even when it’s drawn to his attention. Washington’s Lisa repeatedly dismisses the idea black men could be legitimately bigoted towards her husband. There is a disconnect between the two because they are an interracial couple and I wish the film had spent more time exploring this dynamic instead of making them “just like any other couple” with job and baby drama. It’s not a masterpiece, but if you enjoy discussing topics of race, I think Lakeview Terrace is at least a springboard into good conversation, even if you end up discussing its missteps.

Can I confess that I actually thought Lakeview Terrace was good?

The film skirts any real productive dialog on the ideas of “reverse racism” and the issues facing interracial relationships, but in the context of a “thriller,” there is no way to present those topics without it becoming a “very special episode” film like Crash.

The three lead characters are completely fleshed out and sympathetic in their own ways. The conflicts escalate realistically and while the resolution can be seen coming a mile away, the tension of waiting for it to come is intense and enjoyable. There is also a sense that despite having a clear villain in Samuel L. Jackson’s character, Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington don’t play particularly innocent people.

Regarding the race relations topics presented in the film, let me first say the term “reverse racism” annoys me. It seems to be a concept majorities love as a kind of a tit-for-tat response to their own institutionalized forms of bigotry. It’s not justifiable for anyone to hate another person or group because of their race, but the term “reverse racism” seems to mislabel what is most often a kind of resentment for being made a second class human being in the first place.

Jackson’s reasons for hating interracial relationships would stand more firmly (and be more interesting) if it wasn’t essentially a single incident turning him against white people. The film builds up his psychopathic personality fantastically with each time you see him on the job as a brutal police officer or at home as an overly-strict parent. He remains, however, a straight-forward, irrational bigot when it comes to why he hates the new neighbors. But, again, perhaps this is all the better for a thriller?

Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington play an interracial couple who seem to want to ignore the fact the world isn’t colorblind. They both put in snarky jabs towards one another about their experiences with racism, but both want to “have it worse” and not actually stand as a united couple. Wilson’s Chris is oblivious to how “white” he sounds even when it’s drawn to his attention. Washington’s Lisa repeatedly dismisses the idea black men could be legitimately bigoted towards her husband. There is a disconnect between the two because they are an interracial couple and I wish the film had spent more time exploring this dynamic instead of making them “just like any other couple” with job and baby drama.

It’s not a masterpiece, but if you enjoy discussing topics of race, I think Lakeview Terrace is at least a springboard into good conversation, even if you end up discussing its missteps.

24 July 2009

Grey Gardens

Grey Gardens was really good. At first glance, the Beales’ represent wasted potential. They let tragedy happen to themselves. However, the movie works best illustrating how seemingly normal people made bad choices leading to ruin. None of us are as strong, vivacious and Kennedy-like as we would like to be. The Beales fell into a state where they lacked both the energy and know-how to correct the missteps they’d taken and not because of they lacked character necessarily, which makes them all the more disturbing and sad to watch. That said, it made me want to hang myself. “Let’s breed cats, Edie.” Nothing good ever comes from a proposition like that.

Grey Gardens was really good.

At first glance, the Beales’ represent wasted potential. They let tragedy happen to themselves. However, the movie works best illustrating how seemingly normal people made bad choices leading to ruin. None of us are as strong, vivacious and Kennedy-like as we would like to be. The Beales fell into a state where they lacked both the energy and know-how to correct the missteps they’d taken and not because of they lacked character necessarily, which makes them all the more disturbing and sad to watch.

That said, it made me want to hang myself.

“Let’s breed cats, Edie.”

Nothing good ever comes from a proposition like that.

21 July 2009

Ebony Bones!

I'm on the fence with Ebony Bones!. It’s not that I don’t enjoy her, but I can’t decide if I think she’s as visionary as critics and fans want her to be. The comparison to M.I.A. and Santigold for genre-bending seems a bit undeserved… And like with the comparison between M.I.A. and Santigold seems to only occur because she’s a woman of color not singing R&B.

Her act is distinctly more pop in nature. She’s like Lily Allen and Katy Perry (and the High Queen Troll of the Dance Floor, Lady Gaga) in that her lyrical content has an obviousness to it and relies a great deal on cheeky ideas even when tackling political or sentimental subjects. And isn’t accessibility a signature of pop music? She’s lyrically very easy to process and dips into electro and afrofunk to keep the sound a bit more atypical and thoughtful.

19 July 2009

2 Images by Andy Gilmore

a horse by Andy Gilmore I love this because it has the quality of an anatomy drawing, but also the likeness of a cave drawing. I don’t know if it was intentional, but juxtaposing the qualities of an “advanced” type of illustration with those in a “primitive” type inside the same image is a really lovely idea.

a horse by Andy Gilmore

I love this because it has the quality of an anatomy drawing, but also the likeness of a cave drawing. I don’t know if it was intentional, but juxtaposing the qualities of an “advanced” type of illustration with those in a “primitive” type inside the same image is a really lovely idea.


woodgrain project by Andy Gilmore Despite “knowing” wood as an organic material, I love how this points out how it’s still predominantly appreciated when presented as part of construction and design. Wood’s “true” natural beauty is in the organic shapes created by itself in the grain, as opposed to the cubes we shape it into when we use it to build crates, homes, furniture, etc.

woodgrain project by Andy Gilmore

Despite “knowing” wood as an organic material, I love how this points out how it’s still predominantly appreciated when presented as part of construction and design. Wood’s “true” natural beauty is in the organic shapes created by itself in the grain, as opposed to the cubes we shape it into when we use it to build crates, homes, furniture, etc.

15 July 2009

Family Guy's Quagmire Rapes Marge Simpson